1. Would you rather freeze or burn?
Freeze.

2. You've just finished your ice pop and you're throwing the wrapper in the bin when you find a picture of you cut up into pieces. What do you do?
Look at it blankly, shrug, and eat my ice pop. yummm...

3. A man comes up to you and says, okay, I'm gonna kill you now. You get to choose how.
With a hug -creepywaytoohappyface-

4. You go back in time to any year that you haven't lived before. What year?
1969

5. You're at a private school about two decades ago, and you're about to be beaten because you did something naughty. Would you want six with the trousers on or four with the trousers off?
I'm not wearing trousers... -sneakyface-

6. If you'd just killed someone, where would you hide their body?
Why would i tell you my hiding place??

7. Would you rather be the ruler in hell or a slave in heaven?
Slave in heaven lol i love sitting on clouds playing harps for people

8. You've just died, and you're given the choice of reincarnation, being a spirit or going to heaven/hell, wherever you belong.
Go to heaven

9. You're stuck on a desert island. You take three things with you. What are they?
A large fluffy object (lol) or something cuddly, a computer wit hinternet, and a large supply of hamsters on wheels to power said computer.

10. Would you rather be stuck in a dull job but getting loads and loads of money or in a super duper dream job but getting hardly any money?
Super Duper dream job!!!

11. If you found out the world was gonna end in seven days what would you do?
Wake up,Scream for a few minutes, slap myself, yell PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, WOMAN!, go find Antman, have him yell PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN, go to a walmart, raid the candy aisle, go get married, throw a giant party involving glow sticks and body paint, NOT do my homework, consume 3 cans of spray cheese with Ritz crackers (Yum) and go visit my aunt. The usual.

12. You find out there is life on Mars. Do you go there?
Ew gross no. Their dirt is all... rusty

13. You're one of those super duper scientists and you find signals from some ickle aliens. They say, come to Neptune. It's not that cold, would you go there? Why?
If they describe themselves as 'ickle aliens,' I'm so totally there. Any thing ickle is awesome.

14. A little green monster thing asks you for a hug, would you hug it?
I hug Anthony all the time. sure.

15. You're in prison. Would you think about trying to escape and running away?
Hecks to the yeahz

16. Your life sucks. Would you consider running away and joining the circus?
I'm pretty sure i already am surrounded by circus people. I'd rather stay local.

17. They've decided to cancel all TV programms apart from one, and they ask you which one they should keep. What do you choose?
House. or Spongebob.

18. They've decided to take away all food apart from one meal and you get to decide, which meal would you pick?
Augh.. I like a lot of food!!!

19. You're stuck on a deserted island. Five people can go with you. Who would you pick?
Anndd... let's see... Tuck, Antman, Jimmy, And two girls i probably don't know that tuck and jimmy could put up with

20. You have to meet one TV star. Who is it?
Moe Howard. a want to meet a lot. well, minus the fact that he's dead.

21. You win a screen kiss with which ever TV star you want. Who do you pick?
No one. Ewwww. I don't know where thay've been. Besides...

22. Would you ever commit suicide and in what situation?
NO

23. You have to kill someone. You have to pick how you do it and what you do about it?
i will hug them...smother them eith hugs until i fianlly crush their diapragm...aww...

24. Would you kill someone who killed a member of your family or a friend?
...hmmm

25. What is the most frequent dream you've had, or a subject of a dream, like being chased or something?
Lol some WEIRD stuff there

26. You're getting married! Where’s your honeymoon?
I don't know!!! You pick!!!
lol probablyyyy... hm.
A chocolate factory!!!
I could get dipped in chocolate!





1.How long do you spend in the shower?
Depends. I'm due for a long shower, though. I haven't had a nice long shower in a while.

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
...skin?

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
Dead people

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
ROSES! A DOZEN RED ROSES!
orrrr an awesome suit!!!

5. Whats another word for blemish?
imperfection, fault, defect, flaw, pock

6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
Babies

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
Psh. Mere mortal weaklings.

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman
...? Boobs?

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
Kills his guest


10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
AP US HISTORYYYYYY

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.
Lol being awesome!!!
Ryland has like five billion awesome badges.

12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it.
Man, what choo be gettin' all up in mah grill fo', homey? Dere ain't no more room, wat wit all dem steaks and hot dogs all up on it. Bra.


13. Name a sport where players loose teeth.
Bathtub washcloth westling.

It's how i lost my first tooth.

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day.
Point out to an entire exam room that the student is crying, then pile flourescent pink tissues on their desk.

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
Flourescent pink tissues ar being piled up on their desk

16. Name something found at a Seance.
Impostors

17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
Pidgey

18. Name something that gets folded
Poker hand

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
Well, if my underwear didn't have holes in them, i couldn't put my legs through. same with mah pants.


20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it

My patience!